A Polite Request Regarding Blake Ahearn

So in two games where he's gotten significant burn in preseason, Blake Ahearn has 32 points.

I know I'm an Ahearn guy. I accept that. That's fine.

But I just have to make a polite request. I only ask this with the strictest of humility and the most devout sense of respect for the Minnesota Timberwolves.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, YOU JASON COLLINS, RODNEY CARNEY, KEVIN OLLIE PAYING SPAZOIDS, PAY AHEARN HIS MONEY! ALL HE HAS TO DO IS SIT THERE AND SHOOT! YOU HAVE GUYS TO DO EVERYTHING ELSE! EVERYTHING! JUST PAY HIM THE MONEY OR HE'LL MAKE YOU PAY! YOU'LL PAY! DON'T CROSS THE SHOW-ME, STATE, YOU BASTARDS!

Sincerely,

Matt Moore