Because when I think Nightmare Ant, I think the CW.
One Tree Hill, which is a drama (I guess?) show on the CW is having one of their players try out for the Fort Wayne Mad Ants as a storyline. They're even losing the logo.
It's a shame they couldn't get Samb to participate. Having him wipe out the guy would be awesome.
And yes, this does mean I'll be DVRing One Tree Hill. Get your laughs in now.