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Playoff Game Thread: #6 Dakota @ #3 Iowa

Othyus Jeffers definitely hasn't played like a rookie for the Energy this season.  The first year player out of Robert Morris (Chicago) is averaging 21 points and 9 boards.

Othyus Jeffers definitely hasn't played like a rookie for the Energy this season. The first year player out of Robert Morris (Chicago) is averaging 21 points and 9 boards.

If Courtney Sims returns (which isn't a for sure), Iowa is really good.  If Sims doesn't return, Iowa is still good, albeit lacking an offensive inside presence - they have the Rookie of the Year in Othyus Jeffers and quietest Magic Johnson like number putter-upper, along with a sharp-shooter, a glue guy, and a big white stiff.

For Dakota, if they play as terrible as they did on their last trip to lovely Des Moines, they're in trouble.  If they play as well as they did in most other matchups with the Energy, don't count 'em out.  No matter what, this is a playoff game between the best two teams in the Central Division, with two veterans coaches that know what they're doing.  I expect a war.

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Iowa Starters:

Othyus Jeffers is just a Rookie (of the Year), but plays like a gritty vet.  I've been impressed with him all season, mostly because I've been baffled 6'5" guard out of an NAIA school that's been shot and is averaging nine rebounds per game.  He's had 19 double-digit rebounding games and only once hasn't scored in double-digits.  Not bad, but amazing when you consider he's started 32 of the Energy's 47 games and was relegated to coming off of the bench for the first month and a half of the season.  He's not a shooter, but a great, very deliberate slasher, scoring 21 points per game.  His defense, though, is what impresses me the most.  Iowa almost didn't have him in this game, as he was thisclose to being called-up by Golden State before his flight got cancelled.  True story.

Curtis Stinson has been a Wizard-killer this season, at least in the stats department.  While I often go the entire game without noticing him doing much on the court, it always seems to show up in the box score - he's averaging 16 points, 8.7 assists, and 8.4 boards per game against the Wizards.  Scary thing is, that's not far off his season averages.  Stinson can't really shoot, but that's his only real weak point right now. but he can really find the open man - he's had 30 assists and four turnovers over his past two games.  You never really notice him, but he helps his team win games, making him this weeks nomination for the Joel Abelson Game Changer Award.

Demetris Nichols is a shooter, plain and simple, not unlike that guy from this cartoon in that one movie he was in that I can't remember the name of right now. (Update: Found it!)  Don't make him dribble, don't make him drive, just let him shoot.  He's a 6'8" wingman, so odds are his defender either will be too short to really contest his shot.  If not, they're usually not the perimeter-defending type.  Nichols had a couple of 10-days with the Knicks, but never got a chance to play this season, which was a bit of disservice to him.  He's got a pretty shot, hitting 46% from beyond the arc.  

Denham Brown can ball.  He went off on the Wizards, his former team, for 25 points in their last meeting, and he could easily have a big game tonight.  Brown was cut earlier this season after taking a bit too long to recover from a knee injury.  Anyway, Brown does everything good, nothing great.  He's versatile, but not overly-athletic.  He's a good shooter, but not from long range.  He can handle the ball, but when he puts the ball on the floor, don't expect him to pick up an assist.  He's a former member of Team Canada, which is exciting.

Courtney Sims deserved to be much higher on this list, but I'm not sure if he'll be with the Energy.  As far as I know, they can't pick him up today, and he wasn't with the team yesterday. (The D-League is pretty lax on updating the transactions page, though, so who really knows.)  If Sims plays, Iowa's got a great shot at winning this game.  He brings offense to the post and he's a lot less stiff than John Edwards on defense.  I'm not going to give you any more rundown on him, as he's all I talked about for the first three months of the season - check the archives if you're new.

Iowa Miscellaneous:

If Sims isn't back, Iowa will have to start John Edwards, the patron saint of big white stiffs... Seriously, Dakota's Jesse Smith worships him... Mark Tyndale is a good player off the bench... former NBA second round pick Jeff Trepagnier replaced JamesOn Curry a few games ago, but hasn't cracked the rotation yet... Aristide Sawadogo rides ostriches and is a crowd favorite in Iowa apparently, but not the most outstanding of basketball players.

Dakota Starters:

Blake Ahearn needs to have a big game for the Wizards to advance.  He's been in a recent funk (just four free-throw's over the past two games) so he'll earn a new moniker if the Wizards win tonight: Big Game Blake.  Basically, you know what Ahearn does - he gets to the line a fair amount and shoots 3-pointers the rest of the game.  Last game in Iowa, he shot 6-for-23 (2-for-10 from deep) and the Wizards lost big time.  If the Wizards get him hot early and feed him the ball, Iowa will run out of energy.  (See what I did there?  Tell me I'm not funny now!)

Richard Hendrix needs to have a loud game for the Wizards as well.  He had a quiet 18 points, 8 boards last game against Iowa, something severely disappointing when factoring in that's he's a freaking beast.  If he can stay out of foul trouble, he should be able to do something like 25 points, 12 boards, and a couple blocks.  If he gets in foul trouble, and Sims plays, watch out Wizards!  Hendrix should control the boards, if nothing else.

Renaldo Major is the heart of the Wizards.  And the defense.  And the primary ball-handler when they want to use some clock.  Basically, he's their everything.  He's a year removed from heart surgery, but don't you worry, he brings a lot of that as well.  Major is an energy guy that will slash, get boards, and play within the offense.  Not often talked about, but without him, the Wizards probably wouldn't have made the playoffs.

Maurice Baker is a veteran point that likes to win basketball games.   He's played very well against Iowa and I don't foresee that changing, as Baker is a 'what you see is what you get' type of player.  On the season, Baker's averaging 20.3 points, 7.6 boards and 7.3 assists.  If nothing else, it'll be fun to watch to see whether he or Stinson can fill up the box score more quietly.

David Monds was the fifth starter for the Wizards last game but he played just 24 minutes after tweaking an injury (I believe it's a back injury).  Monds will rebound (averaged 9.1) and play reasonable defense, but he won't get minutes if he's expected to step out on Nichols, as he's simply not quick enough.  More than likely, he'll jump, get beat a few times and be replaced while Dakota plays small ball.

Dakota Miscellaneous:

It'd be helpful if Romel Beck and his scoring ability played this game for Dakota, but as has been the case in 75% of his games this season, his status is doubtful... David Bell would have garnered my vote for Sixth Man of the Year, if the D-League didn't use the Impact Player of the Year instead... Bell can shoot, so if the Wizards need a 3, they can bring him in and have lots of options... Jesse Smith is the best big for the Wizards off the bench... unfortunately, that's only because he's the only big on the bench for Dakota... this team is the opposite of deep on the bench, if Beck is out.

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Who do you think will win this game?
Iowa Energy
12 votes
Dakota Wizards
12 votes
Tag Team of Marat Kogut and Jose Lothario
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I've got Dakota in this one.

because one of the underdogs has to win one. And I just don’t see Iowa getting another 25-10 out of John Edwards, it just won’t happen.

by Aisander D on Apr 16, 2009 10:21 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

But what if Courtney plays?

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then it may be a different game

and Hendrix fouls out before halftime.

by Aisander D on Apr 16, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe....

Hendrix could have a monster game. I honestly don’t remember what his game was like against Sims earlier this year. It’ll be an interesting match up, I think Sims may dominate Hendrix though.

by Aisander D on Apr 16, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stupid Cancelled Flight

..and hopefully they can’t pick Courtney up.

I’m horribly pessimistic about the game tonight. I’m such a good fan.

by WizFan4Life on Apr 16, 2009 2:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think a lot of Wizards fans

read your blog. I mean, I think we can win, but seriously, 66% are thinking we’ll win. Crazy. And I even voted for Iowa.

by WizFan4Life on Apr 16, 2009 2:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I did vote for Dakota

But only because I always like to give the underdog a vote, just in case. I don’t know how many Wizards fans read – I mean, I believe you’re the only commenter from NoDak..

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably only other person in NoDak.

I still think Dakota has a good shot in this one.

by Aisander D on Apr 16, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sorry that joke is getting old....

I’ve made it somehow on every blog post for the past two weeks. I’ll refrain, I’ve got to find some other N Dakota related joke in the meanwhile though.

by Aisander D on Apr 16, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There aren't any

We’re perfect in every other way, since we got JRose and his scantily clad self out of the state.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm tempted to stand up for him...

He sent me about 15 pictures with him and midget girls..

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha no way?

well he certainly is determined to clear his good name. But at the end of the day, he’ still from N Dakota.

by Aisander D on Apr 16, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Classic

and Scandalous!!! Much hotter dwarf, much worse JRose face. In fact, that face has earned him a place in the league of Scheyer Face and Randy Livingston Face .

by Aisander D on Apr 16, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate both of you.

Important note: that midget also from NoDak.

by JRose on Apr 16, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Yep, in my white tee”

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always believed in you...

Shoot for the stars JRose and somtimes….you can pull hotter midgets.

by Aisander D on Apr 16, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's the dream

I’m almost positive that once I have my own show on ESPN this topic will merit a full episode of discussion, as well as the underratedness of “White Tee.” Mostly I’m a fan that in this picture my eyes look like they’re different colors.

by JRose on Apr 16, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this the night you texted me about?

When you told me “so people don’t notice I’m albino, I’m going to get contacts that change my eye color and make crazy faces.”
Miss you!

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm from North Dakota

not albino. We can’t all have the “native” son look like you.

by JRose on Apr 16, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh okay

I just thought most if the chicks you “got” would provide more, uhhhh, shade…

by JRose on Apr 16, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you work on a Poultry Farm?

I thought you didn’t have a job.

by Aisander D on Apr 16, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poultry Farm?

No, I teach the English language. Step one: There is no need to capitalize random words, such as “Poultry Farm”.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually...

If you must know, here’s my only picture that involves midgets and myself.

Know, however, that I will more than likely be brutally murdered at my next D-League appearance.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was not expecting that.

Now writing for Ridiculous Upside, where we knew who Mike Taylor was before you did.

by Jon L on Apr 16, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My beauty?

The fact that I’m a 6’4" 300 pound dude that dedicates my life to D-League blogging?

Or me getting murdered soon?

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

You reaching out and pointing into my very soul.

(You’re the pointing guy, right?)

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by Jon L on Apr 16, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

I’m the tall guy with the white T. I thought that was a given… Myself and JRose have a common bond.. Though his midgets are more attractive than mine, that’s at a beer pong tournament a few years ago in Bemidji, Minnesota. I haven’t much to choose from. I did take home a trophy.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then it's only your gaze that's pointing into my soul.

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by Jon L on Apr 16, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, I don’t like all this talk of midgets as I basically am one. I’m only 4’10.

by TorosGirl on Apr 16, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I apologize

Really, it just began as we’re all taller than people we take pictures with.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I understand

Most (if not all) of the people I take pictures with are taller than me. My ex is 6’2 so all of our pictures look like that.

by TorosGirl on Apr 16, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We can only hope to someday take pictures with TorosGirl.. That may be the only way to decide who wins in the battle of IceMan vs. JRose.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm preparing a manifesto

of midget shorter person and me pics.

by Aisander D on Apr 17, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is an ESPN show

I would actually watch. Pulling the 5’2" and Under…. featuring JRose. Now take it away JRose….

by Aisander D on Apr 16, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly

MTV might also pick it up, as a challenge-based reality show. Find the shortest girl you can while wearing a white tee and having different colored eyes and have her NOT run away. Go!

by JRose on Apr 16, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone going to be here tonight?

Also, doesn’t sound like Courtney Sims is playing tonight..

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 4:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I am unfortunately out for tonight....

unless you get TorosGirl, Jon, Rumble, WizFan or one of the others it may be a slim OSLB night. I may show up late.

by Aisander D on Apr 16, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Hendrix is going for 25-14 tonight.

He’s doing his best John Edward impression.

by Aisander D on Apr 16, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As you know

my computer at home hates SBN (old things don’t like what they don’t understand). So I may drop in occasionally but won’t be a steady presence.

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by Jon L on Apr 16, 2009 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I should have made that a condition of your return – new computer.

The OSLB’s would then truly be epic. Instead, I’m hoping Quin stops by.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't hold your breath...

He just sent me a no-reply email asking if I could pick up his favorite hair cream from a local Durham store. He’s apparently run out and Coach Wojo refused to get it for him.

Quin don’t think so good without the hair grease.

by Aisander D on Apr 16, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He didn't have it in last night

and he coached just fine! That, or it wore out..

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES!!!

How sure are you of that?

by WizFan4Life on Apr 16, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

He wasn’t on the game notes this morning. So unless he made it this afternoon, we should be Courtney-free.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crossing my fingers

I sure hope you’re right.

by WizFan4Life on Apr 16, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

Perfect… Already freezing..

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

IceMan would be happy

First Kyle Korver commercial!

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And we're back to freezing...

I think I should have reminded the D-League to make sure it works tonight… It helped last time…

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yikes

Going to be ugly…

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

6:40 left in the game

Stinson already has assisted on 4 of 6 baskets… He’s going to have a game.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Big O

Othyus Jeffers is not. Thanks anyway, Marty Tirrell.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

23-6

Wow. I don’t think the Wizards wanted to go to Iowa…

They suck. 17-0 run.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha

Marty Tirrell is the man. 4:10 left in the first.

“I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that the Wizards haven’t had a field goal in over 8 minutes of play, here.”

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Seems fitting

Renaldo Major only player that came ready to play… 10 of Wiz 14 points.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey gang,

Just checking in – it looks like “home court” is the place to be in the DLeague Playoffs.

by Rumble on Apr 16, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just me tonight...

But definitely seems to help.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesse Smith

Takes too many ump shots..

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FIVE point game

25-20 with a minute left in the 1st… David Bell with a nice steal..

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Quarter Break Entertainment

30 High Voltage Dancers doing the Twist in the dark. Tell me you don’t love the D-League!

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love the "Twist" routine

takes me back to my Chubby Checker phase.

by Aisander D on Apr 17, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

I remember when you were in that phase. You crazy!

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 17, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

John Edwards

with the jump shot!

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW

Blake Ahearn split the double team, lost the ball, picked it up with another double team, dipped and flipped, and hit the and 1. Boom.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

Othyus Jeffers missed a dunk, got bailed out by Marat Kogut.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow...

Iowa has shot clock problems more than any team in the league…

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Scotty,

Although some might define it differently – you are no “looser” in my book!

by Rumble on Apr 16, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha

I appreciate it.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Dakota players

Quit fouling John Edwards. He’s not good or quick. Just tall. Defend him.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tre Maddox

Doesn’t call anything, including obvious travels… So disappointing. This is by far the worst crew the D-League could’ve put together for a playoff game.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

David Bell

is throwing daggers. 4 3’s so far. Wow. Vegas Summer League team makers, are you watching?

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Quick look at the stats...

2 something left in the half…
Blake Ahearn with 15
Renaldo Major 14
David Bell 11

Othyus Jeffers 17
John Edwards 10
Curtis Stinson 1-7, 7 assists, 4 TO’s… 1, maybe 2, wasn’t his fault…

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Richard Hendrix 3 fouls

1:34 left. Scary.. Luckily he’s not able to defend John Edwards, or this would hurt much more..

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I said this in my preview

Don’t count on Nichols to pass…

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Or make a shot, apparently

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by Jon L on Apr 16, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aristide Sawadogo

Just picked up a technical from Marat Kogut…

Reasoning: Tried subbing in with his shirt tucked in. Sawadogo… Feel my wrath!

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesse Smith

With the offensive goaltend no call tip that was considered a “Tomahawk throwdown” by Marty Tirrell… Not quite, since he can’t dunk nor did he ever have possession…

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice

Carlos English playing great defense on Curtis Stinson

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Are you still corresponding with your "pen pals"?

Both your “ref” buddy and Ms. Twitter Italia?

by Rumble on Apr 16, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nope

I went into ignoring both…

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude you and Daniela

were a match made in heaven

by Aisander D on Apr 17, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know

But it just didn’t work. I was sleeping she was awake, she was at work when I wanted to chat, it just got complicated.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 17, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can't win 'em all.

JRose knows that better than any of us, however, I’m sure..

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 17, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He also says that he isn’t albino. His favorite rapper is Roy Jones Jr. He can’t always be taken seriously.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 17, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Especially when he tries to talk

about pulling hot midgets shorter individuals.

by Aisander D on Apr 17, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay..

What happened? I heard that Iowa was on a 17-point run, and then I just turned on the computer and we’re up 11. I’m guessing it was Bell…

by WizFan4Life on Apr 16, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not just bell

Ahearn hit a bunch of shots and Hendrix threw in a couple. Also, Mo Baker gets rebounds.

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by Jon L on Apr 16, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

All right

Now we’ve just got to maintain our lead, which seems to be something we have no clue how to do.

by WizFan4Life on Apr 16, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

Especially not in the 3rd…

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's for sure

Already a 5-0 Iowa run.

by WizFan4Life on Apr 16, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blake has the most near misses in the D-League

I don’t know how he can miss so closely…

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

from deep, not close as that made it seem

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Iowa's Arena

looks 3x bigger than it needs to be…

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Curtis Stinson

The ultimate passer, on a 3 on 1 break, takes the layup himself and misses it…

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hendrix

is good, but not on defense… Too Aggressive?

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

First he was too passive, now he's too aggressive

Which is it?

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by Jon L on Apr 16, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too passive on offense

Overly aggressive on defense… He either lets his man score of hacks him to death. No middle ground. That’s why I put the ?

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John Edwards

Interesting game… He just had the most awkward jump hook I’ve ever seen.

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Oofta

Blake Ahearn is getting cold.

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Mo Baker

Has just woke up.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Great drop pass from Mo Baker to get Renaldo Major the and 1…

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wizards up 10

3 Minutes left in 3rd..

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

David Bell

Cannot dribble, then shoot. He can do both, but never during the same possession.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Marty Tirrell

nearly had a heart attack

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Jeff Trepagnier with a big 3

After nearly airballing one 30 seconds earlier..

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

“Tre Maddox having an animated discussion with the 24 second shot clock operator”

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mark Tyndale

Bailed out by Marat Kogut. This seems to have happened earlier…

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry Marat

He got a makeup call in with the 3 point foul on Ahearn with .2 seconds left…

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah

Now we’ve just got to hold on. That’ll be no small feat.

by WizFan4Life on Apr 16, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Got thru the 3rd

Which has always been the Wizards bugaboo..

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not watching FutureCast

but the play-by-play appears to show me that Blake got fouled shooting a three as the buzzer sounded. If so, that’s stupid on Iowa’s part.

by WizFan4Life on Apr 16, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why aren't you watching Futurecast?

But yep… .2 seconds left and he got his arm grazed by Jeff Trepagnier…

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trying to study

for State Science Olympiad on Saturday.

I’m not really getting much done, so maybe I should watch. On mute, though. I can never stand the announcers.

by WizFan4Life on Apr 16, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No way......

I’m studying for Mathletes!!!

by Aisander D on Apr 17, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Second Round

When is it supposed to start?

by WizFan4Life on Apr 16, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay, that's good.

Gives Romel a bit more time. I’m hoping badly that he’d be ready to go by then if we win.

by WizFan4Life on Apr 16, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should be able to

Was just questionable tonight… he’ll be rusty though…

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll take a rusty Romel

over a healthy Jesse Smith any day.

by WizFan4Life on Apr 16, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesse Smith

hasn’t been terrible tonight…

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One game isn't enough to change my mind

..unless he scores a game-winning basket in the playoffs or scores 20-some points.

by WizFan4Life on Apr 16, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know

Mine either… Just lettin you know.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's crazy to me

is that he’s doing way better than Monds. Monds was starting to grow on me, but he’s not doing well tonight.

by WizFan4Life on Apr 16, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah

Forgot about that

by WizFan4Life on Apr 16, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's just dirty....

Can that be the playoff Mascot for the Futurecast…..And here’s the Futurecast’s slow, buffering cousin RUSTY ROMEL!

by Aisander D on Apr 17, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hendrix

Rarely does he move toward the basket…

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Marat Kogut

with the questionable call

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

heshehehshehehe's

5’7", right handed, and a part time magician! He needs to get gigs in America!

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 17, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's got

the most 5’7"-ness right-handed-ness, and mysterious Eastern European heritage-ness of any ref in the D-League.

by Aisander D on Apr 17, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Demetris Nichols

Just hit every part of the rim and in..

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bell has been you know what tonight… It rhymes with his name"

Is that legal to say? Does he know he gets fired for saying questionable things on air?

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

PS

That’s from Marty Tirrell. Terrible decision making…

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I seriously love

David Bell

I’ve always liked him a lot, but wow.

by WizFan4Life on Apr 16, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Blake Ahearn

with an unforced error… Off his shoes.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

5 point game

4 minutes left… Dakota not playing defense…

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

More like 3 minutes

Don’t scare everyone that much

by WizFan4Life on Apr 16, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on Bell

Another 3 would be beautiful right now

by WizFan4Life on Apr 16, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hate to say this

but Marat missed another one… Mo Baker sent sprawling… He hates Dakota.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Energy just missed 4 point blank shots..

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

If Iowa doesn’t fire their clock crew after tonight, they’ve got issues.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure if these officials are doing good or bad

They make a questionable call, then they make up for it on the other end. Not unfair either way, but plenty of bad calls…

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well

At least it’s not one-sided. I’ll settle for it.

by WizFan4Life on Apr 16, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Renaldo Major

Dipped and flipped twice… Made second

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Ahearn has had an awful quarter.

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by Jon L on Apr 16, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Marty Tirrell

“Bell’s been a pain in the Ahearn tonight though”

Is he trying to get fired?

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep

Earlier he said “Bell has been… well I can’t say it on air… But it rhymes with Bell”

Just childish… He was fired earlier from his real job for swearing quite a bit while not on air..

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tirrell is

He’s a great announcer, very excitable. But some of his calls are questionable…

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Were there flips and dips?

because that’s my personal favorite.

by Aisander D on Apr 17, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Renaldo Major with the board

Holds the ball under the basket for 3 seconds while getting fouled… Clock doesn’t start and foul was late.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

109-102

after a pair of free throws

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Nichols with a big 3

111-107.. Not going quietly..

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cecilia, You’re breaking my heart
You’re shaking my confidence baby
Oh Cecilia, I’m down on my knees
I’m begging you please to come home
Awww…

Cecilia, you’re breaking my heart
You’re shaking my confidence baby
Oh Cecilia, I’m down on my knees
I’m begging you please to come home
Come on home

Making love in the afternoon with Cecilia
Up in my bedroom
(makin’ love) I got up to wash my face,
When I come back to bed
Someone’s taken my place

Cecilia, you’re breaking my heart
You’re shaking my confidence baby
Oh Cecilia, I’m down on my knees
I’m begging you please to come home
Come on home

Jubilation
She loves me again
I fall on the floor and I’m laughing
Jubilation
She loves me again
I fall on the floor and I’m laughing

wo-oh-ooooh-oh,
wo-oh-oh-oh-oh
wo-oh-oh-oh-oh,oh-oh-oh-oh-oh…

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAH

I should find it on YouTube and play it.

by WizFan4Life on Apr 16, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tough loss for Iowa

They outscored the Wizards in every quarter except the second.

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by Jon L on Apr 16, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not sure how they collapsed

Great game though, once again..

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A few reasons

Bell had 17 points in the second, Ahearn had 11. Stinson, on the other hand, shot 1-6 with two turnovers.

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by Jon L on Apr 16, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

True

but six shots in a quarter is a lot for a guy to take when he’s shooting that poorly.

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by Jon L on Apr 16, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, here are the outcomes of those misses

Dakota got the rebound, it led to a Renaldo Major dunk
Dakota got the rebound, Ahearn missed a three
Dakota got the rebound, Bell hit a three
Dakota got the rebound, Bell hit a three.
Dakota got the rebound, English missed a shot at the buzzer.

So that’s eight Dakota points off of five Stinson misses.

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by Jon L on Apr 16, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I looked all that up before I saw your agreement.

And I didn’t want it to go to waste.

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by Jon L on Apr 16, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fine

Also, with this comment, we’re to 200. Congrats.

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by Scott Schroeder on Apr 16, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm just trying to justify being re-hired.

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by Jon L on Apr 16, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Congrats Wiz fans...

…breaking the home court spell. Gooder luck with Utar!

by Rumble on Apr 16, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Of course I missed the game

Celebrating a little one’s day of birth, but David Bell drops 10 3’s? I think this might be a Darius Rice special. What is it about Dakota in the playoffs? They get contributions in the most unlikeliest of places.

by hkf on Apr 17, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This sounds like it was a fun game

and OSLB. I’m sorry I missed it. I did go back and add my own little touches to earlier conversations. Looking forward to the next round gang.

by Aisander D on Apr 17, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Saturday night!

Colorado-Austin! Hope nobody has lives!!!

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