Bakersfield's Swish Needs To Replace Golden State's Thunder

Alright, I was sitting around last night, wondering what I should write about this morning.  I was doing research all over the internet, but to no avail.

First, the Fort Wayne Mad Ants tweeted When is Ridiculous Upside going to do a player profile on the new Big Sexy, Sean Sonderleiter?  As many of you know, when I'm walking in parades that honor D-League bloggers, when they don't know me as Ridiculous Scott, they know me as Big Sexy.  Sonderleiter and his locks have nothing on me.  If this wasn't a slight at me, it certainly hurt my man Kevin Nash.  Mid-90's WWF FTW.

Next, Mr. Brent Petway himself asked for a little love on the D-League profiles.  This was a good idea, but I didn't feel like feeding you some Sunday morning analysis.  I like to keep it light on the weekends.  Don't worry, Air Georgia, we'll get you this week.

After that floundered, I was then going to get into how much I hate flagarant fouls, but that's a little too NBA for us, so settle for this brief analysis: Flagarant foul calls are dumb.

Lastly, after checking out my favorite artist's website, Mr. Tony.psd himself, I figured it out.  We need to make Swish Golden State's new mascot!  Golden State lost their mascot due to those Oklahoma City Ingrates, who stole the Thunder... nickname.  Swish lost his job due to Bakersfield ownership deciding spending TWO MILLION DOLLARS on a PRACTICE facility was a good idea.  Neither of these happenings was fair.

Let's unite them.  What's the worst that can happen?  Nothing?  This is perfect for all parties? Great!  I can't wait for the next Swish music video!

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