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Lance Allred's Longshot - A Book Report/Review

In a devastatingly honest and poignant book of family, basketball and life, Lance Allred, the best writing big man ever, mesmerizes with a memoir born of the cruelty and inspiration of a game that could never hold him down. -- Adrian Wojnarowski, author of The Miracle of St. Anthony 

Lance Allred is excruciatingly honest without ever feeling sorry for himself. His painful and hilarious odyssey is more inspiring and triumphant than the story of any NBA championship. Allred has written The Glass Castle of pro sports. -- Ian Thomsen, senior NBA writer, Sports Illustrated 

Unlike foreword writer Kenny Mayne's book, whence each chapter could be read during trips to the restroom, reading Longshot, you're going to be so enthralled in this book that your leg will fall asleep and you'll have to awkwardly hobble back to the couch to resume reading. -- Scott Schroeder, Grand Poobah, Ridiculous Upside

In all honestly, this book is great.  Up front, and for full disclosure, I received Longshot for free after begging to get an advance copy, but I would not have been afraid to demolish it like a salad bar post-Nate Jawai, had it deserved it.  Fortunately, I loved it.

I've occasionally exchanged emails and the like with Lance so I knew a bit of what to expect - intelligent writing, tangents if something didn't make sense, myself awkwardly wondering if I should feel bad or reply with a 'ha, you've gotta be kidding me', but passion in everything throughout.  The book was no different.

Allred paints a beautiful picture (seriously, this book will someday be a great movie) of the determination it takes to follow one's goals, ultimately leading the reader to be happy for him once he achieves his goal, as if they've becomes best friends.  It's inspiring, really.  And I just wrote on my notebook Lance Allred + Scott Schroeder = BFF's, even though Allred clearly points out he's not into dudes in the book.

Longshot: The Adventures of a Deaf Fundamentalist Mormon Kid and His Journey to the NBA is not a book solely about basketball - in fact, the first 70ish pages don't include a word about basketball.  It's a book about life - triumph, trial and tribulation - and Allred's life just so happens to include basketball, as it's his chosen profession.

Allred says, toward the end of the book in a letter to God shortly before being called-up to the Cleveland Cavaliers, "I do not care about the money, or the fame.  I just want to say that I set an "unreachable" goal and I made it."  Apparently, being a tall white and lanky, hearing aid-wearing Mormon from Weber State isn't the prototypical NBAer?  I never would have guessed.

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In most respects, when reading something like this from a professional basketball player, my reaction would be that of skepticism, assuming he's just saying this to appease future employers.  With Allred though, I truly believe his plight is meaningful, that he truly doesn't care about the money, the fame, even the women, but just wants to show people that he can do things that they didn't think he would ever be able to do.

The book begins in Allred's childhood, discussing his birth (when he nearly died), through his angry little (mostly) deaf kid stage while going through some truly horrifying family experiences, finally escaping the 'utopian society' he grew up in as a fundamentalist Mormon in Pinesdale, Montana.

This is when basketball moves to the forefront, once he first tries out for the basketball team, more as a way of fitting in than anything else, it seems.  Basketball, at first, is more an act of being involved in something rather than something he really wants to do, like the time he joined choir and stared at girls in the mirror, or the time his friends set him up for the most awkward first kiss I've ever had the pleasure to read about.  All sorts of crazy stories you wouldn't really expect out of a deaf Mormon kid.

He's a terrible basketball player at first, but with determination and solid coaching, he eventually gets a scholarship offer from Rick Majerus at Utah.  Unfortunately, Majerus is an asshole, and Allred ends up at Weber State.  Allred goes overseas, and paints the grim picture I imagine when players decide to play in Europe (late payments, no love from the European players, fickle coaches and the like), but then comes back to the USA, and ultimately the D-League, though it doesn't get any easier.

The time he spends writing about the D-League is great reading, as he summarizes pot-smoking roommates, the greatness that is Randy Livingston, the problems with NBA-assigned players, travel, salary, and everything else I'd want to hear about when reading a D-League player's memoirs.  It all ends though in afew pages, with a call-up to the Cleveland Cavaliers and an end to this book.  I smell a sequel.

Overall, this book taught me a lot more than I had planned.  Lance kept following his dream, no matter the hurdle placed in front of him, something I've been struggling to do as of late.  It made me question my religion, oddly enough (the end of one of the chapters really made me think).  Basically, it gave me a better, broader, perspective on life in general.  And when I got that much out of a guy that grabs balls out of the air for a living, it really made me wonder what other great stories are out there, toiling in the D-League, just waiting for their shot at telling their own story.

Allred said numerous times in this book that he's not a baller, he's not an athlete, he's nothing special - he just plays basketball.  After reading this book, and I'm sure you'll agree, he's a lot more than just a basketball player.

Follow Lance on Twitter or check out his blog for the stories he wasn't able to include in the book.  If you do or don't like Lance, follow me on Twitter.

Poll
Will you be buying Lance Allred's book?
After reading the review, I'm on way to go pick it up!
24 votes
I'll read it eventually, but probably won't buy it.
9 votes
Sounds interesting, but I'm not sold yet.
4 votes
No, it's not just about basketball? Seems lame.
2 votes

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Great stuff

but I can’t believe you are going to make me hunt the google to find a way to buy the book….A link man, a link!

by Phoenix Stan on May 26, 2009 10:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

See the red part where it says Longshot?

That’s where the link was..

Blogging at RidiculousUpside, where we converse with recently fired mascots.

by Scott Schroeder on May 26, 2009 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

However

I assumed you’d rather just drive down to the local bookstore and pick it up, rather than wait for this.

Blogging at RidiculousUpside, where we converse with recently fired mascots.

by Scott Schroeder on May 26, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds very interesting

Though are the odds really that bad as a very tall white mormon kid? The deafness and this particular branch of mormonism of course add to the problems. But in general mormons believe hard work to become successful in this life pays off in the afterlife, right? An undersized guard growing up in a single-parent household without any beliefs but lots of violence around him seems to have a longer shot.

by Norsktroll on May 26, 2009 10:21 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmm

I would definitely give the odds to an undersized guard had I been betting which player was going to make the NBA.
I was fortunate to grow up with a great family, but if I had to choose between lots of violence or the surroundings of Lance, well, I’d have a hard decision. Both are going to leave people emotionally scarred, and with the violence, at least that player would have a chip on his shoulder, wanting more, wanting to get out of the situation. In Allred’s situation, it would have been easier to fall back on his degree rather than go through the whirlwind that is trying to make the NBA as an undrafted small-conference kid.

Allred doesn’t have the usual Mormon beliefs, which is why he had me questioning religion. I hate to get into religion on the blog, because it is a touchy subject, but I implore you to buy the book or send me an email and we can discuss it further.

The deafness has never really been a problem for him, but more how he’s perceived by others. Plenty of overseas jobs were lost because of it, plenty of awkward moments, plenty of people thinking he’s retarded (even Majerus) because of them, but overall, he leads me to believe that’s been one of the smaller hurdles, at least in his life.

Blogging at RidiculousUpside, where we converse with recently fired mascots.

by Scott Schroeder on May 26, 2009 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love that you shamelessly plugged your Twitter account Scott....

Here is a rundown of the topics in this review: Lance’s book, mormons, Lance’s website, Lance’s Twitter, Scott’s Twitter. Much like math equations in High School, here are the next three topics in that sequence: Scott’s Blog, People who live in North Dakota, Scott’s Diary and Notes ready for adaptation into book form.

by Aisander D on May 26, 2009 10:39 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well

I figured I may as well throw it out there while I was plugging Twitter accounts, no?

Blogging at RidiculousUpside, where we converse with recently fired mascots.

by Scott Schroeder on May 26, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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