Best Dance Team in the NBA D-League? You Decide!

by Scott Schroeder on Jan 19, 2010 1:00 PM EST in Ridiculous-osity

Well, there wasn't a D-League game last night so I spent my night doing the dirty work for you: I looked at all 16 D-League team's websites to determine which dance team is the best.

Unfortunately, not every team has a dance team that I could find and some dance teams didn't include individual pictures; thus, those teams weren't included.

After much debate, these are your official choices, via RidiculousUpside, for best D-League dance team. Since full
team photos didn't fit, we just made sure to give you a sample of some of the better dancers* (Best Team Photo: Above). Just click on each team to see the rest of the team. Without further adieu:

Sioux Falls Skyleaders

Rio Grande Valley Snake Charmers

Bayhawks Dance Team

Madame Ants Dance Team

*I have no idea if they're the better dancers because the D-League inundates Futurecast broadcasts with the same commercials 46 times a game at every break.

For more choices, keep reading.

Capital City Dancers (Austin Toros)

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Stampede Spirit Dance Team

Albuquerque Storm Chasers

66ers Dance Team

Bighorns Dance Team (Hottest team name, perhaps?)

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Poll

Who is the best D-League Dance Team?

Albuquerque Storm Chasers

9 votes

Bighorns Dance Team

2 votes

Capital City Dance Team (Toros)

4 votes

Erie Bayhawks Dance Team

7 votes

Madame Ants

65 votes

Rio Grande Valley Snake Charmers

44 votes

Sioux Falls Skyleaders

138 votes

Stampede Spirit

7 votes

66ers Dance Team

6 votes

282 votes | Poll has closed

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Do the Wiz not have one?

or are they just as ugly as they’ve ever been

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by fetch9 on Jan 19, 2010 3:06 PM EST reply actions

This is about how they dance, not beauty

But they don’t have individual pictures and aren’t attractive, so they were disqualified.

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by Scott Schroeder on Jan 19, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions

BANNED

Scott,

You are banned from Martz Madness unless you add the Madame Ants to this poll.

Good Day,

Garrett

by MadAntsGarrett on Jan 19, 2010 3:16 PM EST reply actions

Ha

Typically I’d say something really mean about you never updating Martz Madness so that wouldn’t really be a big deal to me, but I’ve turned over a new leaf and am really nice now.

Fixed!

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by Scott Schroeder on Jan 19, 2010 3:30 PM EST up reply actions

UNBANNED

Now that is service.

by MadAntsGarrett on Jan 19, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions

I try to keep people happy

I could include Sheena though, because I’ve heard about the Mad Ants birthday 72 times it seems.

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by Scott Schroeder on Jan 19, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions

those girls are not attractive

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by fetch9 on Jan 19, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions

There is no way a dance team called the "snake charmers" doesn't win this going away.

There is just too much hilarity in there. Also, one of the “snake charmers” is posing like she’s in a wet T-shirt contest. Done.

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by Aisander D on Jan 19, 2010 4:30 PM EST reply actions

I know

But the Skyleaders have a midwestern charm and twitter account.

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by Scott Schroeder on Jan 19, 2010 4:33 PM EST up reply actions

How about I frame it this way.....

if the entire cast of Jersey Shore was on a dance team it’d be called the Snake Charmers. Either that or The Syphillis Squad.

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by Aisander D on Jan 19, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions

clearly

the snake charmers. that they are even allowed to have that name earns my vote. classic.

by scouting hoops on Jan 19, 2010 7:30 PM EST up reply actions

Erie can’t even get on the ballot?

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by blogtalkbayhawk on Jan 19, 2010 4:57 PM EST reply actions

I'll be honest

If it was easier to find their page, they’d have been on the first ballot. Unfortunately, as far as I can tell, they’re the only team that doesn’t have a link via one of the tabs at the top of the Bayhawks page.
Thanks for alerting me though.

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by Scott Schroeder on Jan 19, 2010 5:30 PM EST up reply actions

Scroll to the bottom of the team page

Or just click here.

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by Jon L on Jan 19, 2010 5:41 PM EST up reply actions

Clearly its a South Dakota thing...

I must say, judging by the response above… SD girls… much better than anywhere else.

by Skyforcefan on Jan 19, 2010 6:27 PM EST reply actions

Clear winners IMO,

after careful consideration.

Interesting note: Tulsa’s photographer also took photos of Luke Ridnour and his baby:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/vFATpPwpTNI/SujXdyWQh2I/AAAAAAAADFo/2A2Vdzklcfs/s1600-h/IMG3641.jpg

by richardhkirkando on Jan 20, 2010 7:46 PM EST up reply actions

by Scott Schroeder on Jan 20, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions

I think all the girls are pretty but....

the pictures for the madame ants do NOT compliment them at all. Their pictures stick out, not in a good way. Sioux Falls are definitely the hottest all around.

by thSituation on Jan 21, 2010 9:17 AM EST reply actions