The Erie BayHawks are looking for a play by play announcer who can sell tickets. The catch is they do not want him to sell tickets in the sense that people will show up to see him in action. They want him to actually sell tickets. It also sounds like the individual who is hired for this job better be able to set up, fix/maintain and tear down his own equipment before and after games.
I hope there is room on RU for a future post highlighting the special talents of whoever ends up landing this primo job.